congratulations..

to aaaaaaaaaaron. You, so far, are the only one that i know of to discover this, my yucky blog. you poor poor man!

ok, so, for this week. The spot on my left nostril (no, MY left), basically, the end of the nostril flap, where it meets the round end of the nose, at the top. that spot. it hurts. i don't know why. this happens sometimes, i'm guessing i have a zit in there. i'm thinking its from all the picking, but i dont know. all i know, is, it hurts to the touch. OUCH.

it fused shut!

..so, my little friend who was chafing yesterday. I went home and put on tight underwear that i bought for yoga, to keep the little fellow in place. it worked pretty well. when i checked him out last night, he had a black line along the left edge of the hole. i couldnt tell if it was scab or just from the black underwear.

anyways, i woke up this morning and checked him out, and he was fused shut. weird. so, i gave him a little squeeze around the hole. no pain, but some clear liquid bubbled at each end of the hole. don't know if it was healing fluid, or just normal nightly emissions trapped by the fusing. so, i got him open, cleaned him off, peed, and all seems to be well. he's a little sensitive, but i think he's gonna be okay.

phew

today...

..well, my ass isn't bleeding anymore. I'm still a bit sick....


..you ever feel like yr boxers are lightly chafing the end of yr member? it was happening today. I don't know what happened, but i checked it out in the bathroom. The hole of the urethra is all bright red, and wicked sensitive. what the hell is that all about? so, i wanna walk around with no pants, but i'm at work
damn

by the way

lepracetic was a word i created.
i oft joke with friends that, when they are sick or have a big zit or something weird on their skin, that they have leprosy (how do you spell that? leprasy? leprocy?, anyways).
So, one day i said to someone that they looked 'lepracetic'
so
there you go

Grandma. I never stopped...

...when i was little, i used to pick my nose, all the time. And i ate it too. all the time. I remember how it tasted. (c'mon, be honest, when its winter and really cold and your nose runs uncontrollably, you end up tasting that, and its not bad). I remember my bitchy grandmother yelling at me, dragging me outside, scooping up a cup of dirt with a measuring cup, and yelling at me to just eat that, its the same thing. bitch.
i don't know when i stopped eating it, but i did. years ago.
but
i still pick my nose
all the time

my ass is bleeding...

....yeah, so, i've been kinda sick for the last 3 days. woke up sick saturday, got worse sunday, took monday off, and now i'm here at work, but i feel like crap. its like a cold, but i feel feverish and a bit dizzy. no nausea, thankfully. but, over the weekend, i was very gassy and had to shite a lot. of course, every time i went, it was just a little. but, by the fifth time on saturday, i looked in the bowl when i was done, and it was all red. kinda like when you eat beets. i hoped it was because i was drinking pomegranite and blueberry juice (all i had left), but i learned the better when it came time to wipe. i shit soo much a cut my ass. not bad, just a little cut, but anyone who has experienced this before knows that it bleeds a good bit. blood in the toilet is weird looking. and now, every time i shite, it bleeds. great. i know it'll heal, but it puts yucky thoughts in my head about shit getting into my blood stream and all that.
the first time my little pooper ever bled was about 8 years ago. I was in the shower (this is weird to type out), cleaning the ol area, and felt what i thought was a dingleberry. so, i grabbed it with my thumb and first finger. OUCH. not a dingleberry. maybe a hemmoroid, i'm not sure. I've never had bad hemmoroids, like, really painful or nuthin, but sometimes the ass flaps hang out i guess. getting older is wierd. So, yeah, i grabbed, it hurt, and i bled for like a week.